October 1, 2014
hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

(Source: spott10, via hollydontgolightly)

October 1, 2014

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via mynamjo)

October 1, 2014
polarbear1986:

femininefreak:

thisiseverydayracism:

No lies.



Accurate

polarbear1986:

femininefreak:

thisiseverydayracism:

No lies.

Accurate

(Source: pocineurope, via mugglegirl)

October 1, 2014

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby, via assbuttinmordor)

October 1, 2014

youll-be-my-american-boy21:

reivixx:

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

image

(via hollydontgolightly)

October 1, 2014

Dylan O’Brien’s types of laughter.

(Source: mazerunnergifs, via derekeyebrows)

October 1, 2014

(Source: whatthebuckybarnes, via demisexualsteve)

October 1, 2014

bethisace:

You know what would be nice? Asexual characters. Not that shit of “They are interpreted as asexual because they said this and that”. I want it to be said. I want to hear the word on TV without making it sound like a bad disease.

(via assbuttinmordor)

October 1, 2014

onthelosingside:

onthelosingside:

those actresses or actresses you really really really liked before you realized you were into girls and didn’t even know why and then you see them again later and you’re like ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#we call this the Bi-flashback

(via johnlock-is-the-new-black)

October 1, 2014

Jonathan Groff and Raul Castillo filming a scene for HBOs LOOKING at Dolores Park - 9/30/2014

(Source: crushinonsomeone, via lookinghbo)

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