this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14
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A bunless hun
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do
You know what would be nice? Asexual characters. Not that shit of “They are interpreted as asexual because they said this and that”. I want it to be said. I want to hear the word on TV without making it sound like a bad disease.
those actresses or actresses you really really really liked before you realized you were into girls and didn’t even know why and then you see them again later and you’re like ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jonathan Groff and Raul Castillo filming a scene for HBOs LOOKING at Dolores Park - 9/30/2014